365 Days of Stupid

Always remain vigilant.

Woman: I want to report a missing person. I haven’t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside… and he’s gone.
999 (British 911) operator: Who’s gone?
Woman: My snowman. I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about he’d be safe.

From pageaday.com

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