Fingerless Fruit Salad
Sometimes, you gotta mix things up. Continue reading Fingerless Fruit Salad
Category: Almost Me
Testing. Testing. One, Two, Pee.
I love it when a plan comes together. Continue reading Testing. Testing. One, Two, Pee.
I Caught it. With My Face!
You all know the sound. Continue reading I Caught it. With My Face!
Bewitched
It’s only a lifelong childhood trauma. I’ll get over it. Continue reading Bewitched
Nodding Off
I’m not sleeping, I’m checking my eyelids for holes. Continue reading Nodding Off
Funky Town
Won’t you take me too? Continue reading Funky Town
Because They Were Different
I took a look at myself the other day. Continue reading Because They Were Different
Get a Grip
In this tale I impale my hand with an ax. Continue reading Get a Grip
I Want to Ride My Bicycle.
The Cast: My Bicycle (a two-wheeled death machine), Myself (new to the world of two-wheelers), The Car (it was a … Continue reading I Want to Ride My Bicycle.
So I Decided to Blow Up My House
The Cast: Myself (a future pyrotechnician). First, let me apologize. I had planned for this week a completely different story … Continue reading So I Decided to Blow Up My House
